Breakfast Club Quiz

February 26, 2025

By Lori Majewski

It’s finally here! But before The 80s Cruise 2025 sets sail, take this quiz to tell us who you are. In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions, are you a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, or a criminal? Sincerely yours, The 80s Cruise.

1. What’s the first thing you’ll do after boarding the ship?

1. Go to the spa to make your hair and makeup appointments
2. Hit the gym for your first workout of the day
3. Head straight to the cabin, lock the door, and draw the curtains
4. Find the location of the mandatory safety briefing and be the first one there
5. Insult someone (“Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?”)

2. What’s in your suitcase?

1. Everything you need for prom except the limo! Let’s relive the best night of our lives!
2. Sneakers, shorts, lifting gloves, and a week’s worth of supplements
3. 50 SPF, kohl eyeliner, and black clothing (“I wear black on the outside ’cause black is how I feel on the inside”)
4. Laptop, earphones, Kindle, gamer console
5. Suitcase? You stuffed a toothbrush and extra pair of underwear in your pocket

3. Which 80s Cruise event has your name on it?

1. Wubba Wubba Wine Tasting with Downtown Julie Brown
2. Camp 80s Cruise Dodge Ball Competition
3. Dark Wave Dance Party with DJ Christopher J
4. Big 80s Trivia Challenge
5. Not Yacht Rock Silent Dance Party

4. What do you miss most about your high school years?

1. Homecoming
2. Competitive sports
3. Nothing
4. Math Club, Latin Club, Computer Club, AV Club
5. Cutting class

5. What’s your go-to 80s Cruise lunch?

1. Sushi
2. Soup
3. A sandwich (bread, butter, Cap’n Crunch, Pixy Stix dust) and a Coke
4. PB&J and a juice box
5. Beer

6. Which artist are you most looking forward to seeing on the cruise?

1. Tiffany
2. Christopher Cross
3. Faster Pussycat
4. Men At Work
5. Warrant

6. Your favorite line from The Breakfast Club?

1. “You know why guys like you knock everything? It’s because you’re afraid.”
2. “We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it.”
3. “When you grow up, your heart dies.”
4. “Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat’s what it is.”
5. “You’re a neo maxi zoom dweebie.”

If you got:

Mostly A’s: You’re a PRINCESS

You booked The 80s Cruise to relive your glory years, and, trust us: You will not be disappointed! Keep in mind, though, the best part of this adventure is that cliques don’t hold the power they held in high school. You may become BFFs with a basket case, and that’s okay!

Mostly B’s: You’re an ATHLETE

Proudly parade that Class of 80-something varsity jacket and, if you still fit into it, your wrestling tights too. But if you try taping some poor person’s buns together, we’ll leave you at the next port, you hear?!

Mostly C’s: You’re a BASKET CASE

Goth-tastic! While the ubiquitous neon may freak you out at first, rest assured, your Hot Topic tribe is welcome here. And since this isn’t school (or work!), it’s cool to keep vampire hours, sleeping all day and partying until dawn.

Mostly D’s: You’re a BRAIN

Back in the day, you were might’ve been the geek, but holy Revenge of the Nerds, your kind have since come to rule the world (see Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk…). The 80s Cruise is going to be way more fun than the actual eighties were for you.

Mostly E’s: You’re a CRIMINAL

You’re not really a convict…right?! As The Breakfast Club’s John Bender showed us, the outsider archetype secretly wants to belong, and our arms are wide open. Just remember: Smoking is not permitted in staterooms or on their balconies. Hit the casino or cigar bar if you want to light up.

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There are only a few cabins remaining on The 80s Cruise, and they’re selling fast! Don’t miss out on this epic voyage packed with over 50 concerts and live performances from your favorite 80s bands, theme nights, and non-stop 80s action! Book now!