Name the Mane Game

August 13, 2026

In the 80s, the stakes, and the hair, couldn’t have been higher when it came to shredding the charts and the ozone layer. While we emulated our New Wave and Hair Metal looks at home, stylists and drugstores across the country were always running out of gel, mousse, and hairspray. But enough “teasing.” Without bristling, can you figure out this Battle of the Bands and match the musician with his hair?

Were you a Wella Balsam gal? A Studio Line guy? Does the smell of Aqua Net instantly bring you back to a better time? Whatever your Poison or Cure was, you’ll be glad to be rocking out to your favorites on The 80s Cruise!

a. Bret Michaels
b. Vince Neil
c. Axl Rose 
d. Sebastian Bach 
e. Mike Score 
f. Bono 
g. Simon LeBon 
h. Jon Bon Jovi 
i. Robert Smith 
j. Howard Jones